Sunday, September 16, 2007

Work Work Work

So I now work at a local casino and its going good and its nice but they went to 10 hour shifts and moved everybody to two or three days a week. So not wanting to go broke I took a job at Dragon Fly Cafe in downtown Vancouver. I love the job. I get to work with one of my best friends Joe who is a manager there. I get to learn about coffee and I have a non stress job. I had a guy come up Friday and say wow you guys are sure busy today. I just said OK. Granted we where busy and ran our asses off but I like it when its like that. Plus there in no way that this job will compare to a busy night at a casino which I'm used to. Its fun and I thank Joe and Mike for giving me the job its a blast.

Dinner With Travis, Wendy, and The Prego Sherrell

So last night Travis invited me over for dinner. Which I love. I love Travis he is honestly like my brother, Wendy who I also love allot too, and Sherrell (one of Wendy's best friends). And the rest of the family.... SO I get there and Sable opens the front door before I can knock so I just walk in and scare her half to death it was hilarious. Travis and Wendy and I are all chatting and I'm also chatting with Sable. (Thank you Sable for the fortune teller thing. I love it.) Travis is cooking in the kitchen, Wendy is at the table rolling the tokitos and I am sitting on the excise bike talking to them and drinking a glass of red wine. We are all laughing and getting caught up when Sherrell waddles her prego ass in. Then Travis shows me HD TV and I love it. Its sooo clear and beautiful to look at and see. I want one now. Then we watch the SHITTIOUS MOVIE EVER Kickin It Old Skool. It was honestly the worst thing ever. (DAMN Wendy for bringing that shit hole movie home). I have yet to find a funny part. The only good thing about it was Michael Rosenbaum. He was hot and not the bad to stare at even tho his character was a douchbag.
Since the movie was boring to us we where often chatting and making fun of one another. So Sherrell son Jaden takes all the hot wheels out and gives them to me. Then I put them all over Sherrells chest and boobs then Wendy joins in. So K dog is on his moms lap and is just staring at Sherrells chest because he wants his toys. He would look at them then look away and then awkwardly look back at them it was fucking funny. Then K dog makes the weirdest face ever and we all start dying of laughter.
Finally the horrible movie is over and a rap song comes on at the end. Jaden gets in front of the TV and just starts dancing like nobodies business we all start to laugh Sherrell is laughing so hard she is crying. The thing that killed me was Jaden is I'm guessing 5 and he was busting the moves out. He was looks like he should be on a TV dance show. He was in time with he music. It was awesome.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

PARTY PARTY PARTY

On Saturday I had two parties to go to. The first party I went to was JZ's. I had a blast. JZ's group of friends are always funny and nice. JZ and a couple of us go out and play polish golf and we where having a blast till I got stung by a bee and then 15 min later JZ gets stung by one and then a couple more people got stung to. I start to freak out, I got stung in on my finger and it started to swell and then around my knuckles on my palm started to get red and swell. I call Joe and see if he can find out what I need to do. He does and text me back and tells me to take some benadrill and it will help out. I was cool and got some and took it. OK by this time I have had two shots and two beers. I was doing good till I left the party and head home to go to Katie's party. I get to Katie's party and I was exhausted. The drive back to Longview was horrible. I was tired and just wanted to go to sleep. I get to Katie's and the party is in full effect and Katie has some hotties at her party. There where three guys there that where just HOT AS FUCK Y'ALL. I lasted and Katie's party for about 45 min. I said by to Katie and headed home. I get home and crawl into bed and then PASSED THE FUCK OUT.
So now its Sunday and I told Katie (who is the president of the young dems of cowlitz county) that I would help run a joint booth between the young dems and young republicans to get people to register to vote. I was really apprehensive about doing this because one I really hate censoring my self around new people then having to run a booth with a republican. I get there and its the Highland Festival. That means men in kilts looking hot and trowing logs, ball and chains, ect. I just wanted to walk up to all the kilt wears and offer to do filthy things to them. I ran the booth for about an hour and then a Mrs. Crawford (one of the young republicans wife) showed up to decorate our booth. She was really nice. Then about 45 min later her had husband showed up. I was like fuck me with a two by four. Hes tall cute blond and I just want to do dirty things to him. I was nice and censored myself. Then about and hour later Katie showed up and took over for me.