OK so last Friday I worked at the coffee shop by myself. I was extremely nervous. This was my first time alone and with no one to help me out if I got stuck or if I had a mini melt down. Joe was at the annex that day. So I think the day went half way well. Everyone who where the regulars knew that it was my first time being the Batista.
So this morning when I got a text message from Joe I had to laugh out loud.
Joe: "You wouldn't make a customer's drink less hot on purpose because you don't like them, would you?"
Me: "Um No. Why"
Me: "I don't dislike any of the customers."
Me: "Was that a complaint about me?"
Me: "That is my favorite complaint ever."
Joe: "Ya but don't worry about it. I figured.
Joe: "Ya its a pretty unique one. BTW, I got your address out of the phonebook at the library."
Me: "Haha. I don't want to know if I have grand kids."
OK so lets break this down. Number one I feel people work hard for their money and I would never do something to their dink or food. I view that as taboo. Number two if I dislike you, you will know that I dislike you. Plus the fact that I have only meet this person a couple times, I have never hung out with this person, I really don't even care about this person. Number three I figured Joe who has known me for over 6 years, 6 FUCKING YEARS. You should know me by now that I would never do something like that. Number for the stuff in italics is from a William Shatner song of his album "Has Been". Its awesome!
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