Half Man Half Horse

So the other day I check my myspace page and it tells me that I have a new comment. I figure it is just one of those stupid join this application posts, since that is all I seem to get now. I see the comment is from Stef or as she likes to be called STEFANI because that is how you spell this skanks name. So STEFANI (all caps by the way) has taken offense to the way I spell her name. Well you know what, STEFIE! let me tell you this. There are ten million ways to spell your name. OK so maybe not that many but oh well. Can we discuss on thing about Stefani. That is she is married to a lovely guy who ladies when I tell you the following you will be like WHAT!? I gotta see that. He has a great bubble butt ass the kind that you just want to hold onto while he is fucking you. Its nice. Oh so NICE. I'm sorry Stefani that you had to hear that, but its the truth. OK so on to funny shit. Stefani and Marla and I all went to see they gay summer hit Mamma Mia in Battle Ground. I don't normally go to Battle Ground due to the fact that they are kinda out in the middle of now where and are really not gay friendly. Every time I go out there I fell like I'm going to get bashed in the head. So we go to this movie and I'm horribly late due to the fact that I could shoot the shit with my brother and sister all night long and lose track of the time and not care. I get to the theater and find Stefani and Marla in a sea of old people. I'm serious the average age excluding Stefani, Marla, and I was 60 to 70. FUCKING OLD. It was hard to hear the movie over the oxygen tanks.
The movie was set in a gorgeous location. The issue I had was one not enough gays in this movie, two can they get a cast that can hit a fucking note to save their lives. Nobody could hit or hold a note to save their lives. It was horrible. The funny moment wasn't in the movie came from Marla. Who half way through the movie says out loud to Stefani and I, "They are sure playing allot of Abba songs." Which led to Stefani and I laughing our asses off. Then Stefani tells her that it is an musical based on all Abba songs. I love Marla. If she had a penis I would be all about her.
I have to share my favorite moment of this last week at work. This nice looking guy is wearing a tShirt that says "Half Man, Half Horse", Now I and almost the rest of everyone in existence gets that shirt and thinks its funny. Well this guy just pipes up out of no where and goes "what part of you is horse?", I laugh out loud and the guy has a weird look on his face and just says "my heart".
Earlier in the week quiet possibly the best thing to happen did, the Hoochies where back in full force. It was Melinda's birthday and we all got together for it. It was really nice.