Learn To Drive Assholes

So Yesterday I needed to run to Tacoma to get a couple new suits and what not. Joe came with me to keep me company and also to make me laugh my ass off. The trip up was uneventful except for me driving 60 mph which grated on Joe. It made me giggle and I was just like eh. But the trip back I laughed my ass off. We where looking for a place to eat and Joe with his window rolled down was talking to any guy in the cars next to us. His phrase was "You know you want me to suck your cock!" I just died. Then this little tid bit was just out there. He saw a half way decent guy and he just said "mmm I want to taste your juice". I was WTF that is the grossest thing ever. To which we are heading home traffic was a giant snarl because nobody can drive anymore. It was bumper to bumper both directions for 15 miles. But it traffic he was just like "mmm I bet his juice tastes good". I was just vile and was making me queezy.