TMI Round DUEX

Ok I saw this and had to do a post about it. I am trying to be more creative and soooo freaking lazy. I'm stupmed as to what to put up here sometimes with out being to personal on my friends part. I could care less about my privacy. I will tell you bitches anything you want to know.

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.
"I'm sure your nice and all but I don't sleep with women". I have had to use that one a couple times. Go figure.
2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.
BOTOX!
3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.
BOTOX! Whats good for the goose is good for his gander.
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________?
Um ok we can give it a try. Then a phone call will be placed to get a hoochie party dinner so I can tell my peeps. Who will/ would laugh thier asses off.
5. What sounds to you make during sex.
Good sounds. WTF question is that. I make the same sounds as everyone else.