From the files of WTF

Most of the time I have an inner safeguard system that keeps me from saying the meanest stuff to people. Like the fact that I know several people around me who are back stabbers and two faced and just generally unsavory and happy people. I know that I should just look at them all and tell them that they are full of shit and to shut their fucking mouths, but I would lose out on hearing how lame people are just how nut jobs crazy people are. The latter is my favorite on of all time. I love to know that people are bat shit crazy it entertains me. The crazier the better! Like on example is a person I know by the name of Montana (name has been changed to protect the crazy). Montana is a die hard republican thinks abortions should be illegal and is saving her virginity for marriage she was even convincing other employees to become celibate. Everyone knows as soon as you let the tiger out the cage and its good you don’t want to stop then wait for marriage. Plus I’m sorry I fully believe that you should take it for a test drive before you purchase the car. If the car is a dead lay I do have to say that I will move on and call it a lesson learned. Kind of like the guy with the small penis. I’m sorry don’t tell me it is 7 inches and then show up and it is only three. I was “excuse me, what, I’m done, and I’m going home.” Back to Montana she is nuts she believes all this and then steals money from the company and from ME she stole my tips. Then acts as if the are my best friend at work. Who does that but a crazy person?

So here is a creepy moment I had the other day. I was at home watching TV when a St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital commercial came on. I was like I need to donate to them. I have decided since all the religious organizations’ are going to use their great wealth to take away gay rights I was going to do me best to make sure that children would have a slightly better life.  The other day in the mail I get a letter from St. Jude’s asking for a contribution and it was from a guy I went to high school with and I haven’t seen in ten years. I have no idea how he got my address but I took it as a sign that I should donate. If these religious organizations’ aren’t going to gods work I will give it a shot.